Post by Amarynth on Feb 21, 2009 21:32:01 GMT -8
Entertainment can be as "cheap" as a 2lb bag of wild bird seed, 36 crickets and a open window or terrarium.
Sleeping can actually be a past time.
Eating is needed only to build strength for the marathon sleeping and bird/frog/toad/cricket watching.
At times it's necessary to cuddle up with someone.
A look can say much more than any words uttered from a persons mouth.
Cat's have the ability to say Mom, Food, Now, Why, No, Food, Food, Food, Mom, Stop, No, Food... with just a "Meow"
Any cup sitting out with a beverage in it is fair game. No matter the drink.
Mom is home base & safe.
My kidneys have built up somewhat of a resistance to a cat pounce. My bladder, not so much so.
I've found cat scratches on parts of my body that I don't remember the cats scratching me.
I need you and I knead you mean the same thing to a cat. Wake up and feed me.
Cats are better alarms than any radio alarm that can be produced. They can tell when your sleep cycle is over & start in before you realize you are awake.
Sometimes it's better to hide behind the sofa rather than meet the person at the door.
Cats don't care a wink about privacy. Every door in your home needs to be opened for their personal inspection.
Weather conditions that the cats don't approve of are usually my fault.
If the cats had the ability to open up the cat food bucket and operate the can opener, I would no longer be alive.
Cats rule the World, Humans and Dogs haven't figured it out yet.
Static electricity is fun around cats. Cats have blamed it's existence on me.
If I can't get physically violent at Mom when she pisses me off, I can attack her sock and do what I want to it.
Catnip..... The herb of the Gods.
Everything in the house is part of the obstacle course when a cat is wound up tighter than a 3 day clock.
Tails, ankles, feet can be attacked at anytime and are easy game when passing by a cat.
Sometimes you just have to stick your head into that boot.
Rolling over on my back for a belly rub is a trick. I just want to fight and I can't find your sock.
Putting a cat on a diet will ensure your death as soon as they learn how to open up the food containers.
Laser pens. The little red dot that can go where a cat can't and still entertain.
Cats know when it's time to go to bed, get ready for work, or do something that you have been putting off. They can sense those things & give you the kitty version of a Mom look.
Feigning disinterest is an art that cats have perfected.
Cats have been worshiped as Gods and have not forgotten it.
What have your pets (dogs, birds, ferrets etc... taught you?)
Sleeping can actually be a past time.
Eating is needed only to build strength for the marathon sleeping and bird/frog/toad/cricket watching.
At times it's necessary to cuddle up with someone.
A look can say much more than any words uttered from a persons mouth.
Cat's have the ability to say Mom, Food, Now, Why, No, Food, Food, Food, Mom, Stop, No, Food... with just a "Meow"
Any cup sitting out with a beverage in it is fair game. No matter the drink.
Mom is home base & safe.
My kidneys have built up somewhat of a resistance to a cat pounce. My bladder, not so much so.
I've found cat scratches on parts of my body that I don't remember the cats scratching me.
I need you and I knead you mean the same thing to a cat. Wake up and feed me.
Cats are better alarms than any radio alarm that can be produced. They can tell when your sleep cycle is over & start in before you realize you are awake.
Sometimes it's better to hide behind the sofa rather than meet the person at the door.
Cats don't care a wink about privacy. Every door in your home needs to be opened for their personal inspection.
Weather conditions that the cats don't approve of are usually my fault.
If the cats had the ability to open up the cat food bucket and operate the can opener, I would no longer be alive.
Cats rule the World, Humans and Dogs haven't figured it out yet.
Static electricity is fun around cats. Cats have blamed it's existence on me.
If I can't get physically violent at Mom when she pisses me off, I can attack her sock and do what I want to it.
Catnip..... The herb of the Gods.
Everything in the house is part of the obstacle course when a cat is wound up tighter than a 3 day clock.
Tails, ankles, feet can be attacked at anytime and are easy game when passing by a cat.
Sometimes you just have to stick your head into that boot.
Rolling over on my back for a belly rub is a trick. I just want to fight and I can't find your sock.
Putting a cat on a diet will ensure your death as soon as they learn how to open up the food containers.
Laser pens. The little red dot that can go where a cat can't and still entertain.
Cats know when it's time to go to bed, get ready for work, or do something that you have been putting off. They can sense those things & give you the kitty version of a Mom look.
Feigning disinterest is an art that cats have perfected.
Cats have been worshiped as Gods and have not forgotten it.
What have your pets (dogs, birds, ferrets etc... taught you?)