Funny IRC chats

Post IRC chats you find funny here.
These are probably the ones you don't want others to see.

The First one is a little long, and is quite informative about how some tech stuff works (with the help of Elbryan, of course).

<Amarynth> hehehe
* MarineSniper[Pax] does CPR
* Amarynth needs true love's kiss
<MarineSniper[Pax]> pressing down on boobies hehe
<Amarynth> Oooo!
* StarNight uses magic to bring Ama back
*** Shadow[RIA|Away] is now known as Shadow[RIA]
* Amarynth woo! is alliiiiiveeee!
* MarineSniper[Pax] is still pressing boobies
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transmission_Control_Protocol#Connection_establishment
<Amarynth> Do I need to put my boobies away?
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> for those interested
* StarNight hits MS with her Frying Pan of Doom
<MarineSniper[Pax]> or is that now caressing
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> no, keep them out, I might want to have a go in a bit...
* MarineSniper[Pax] moves over to share
<Amarynth> Oooo
<Amarynth> Passive open...that sounds sexy
* StarNight is watching all this from the ceiling
* StarNight is grinning like an idiot
<Amarynth> " a client may initiate an active open." Whoa!!! Elb, is that computer pron???
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> sounds like m ex!
<MarineSniper[Pax]> OUCH
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> :-p
<Amarynth> Where's Rand while you two are trying to fondle my breastesesssssss?
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> ....I feel like the sword of damacles is hanging over my head
* Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer] looks up and sees StarNight
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> AHH!
* Jache shoots the people trying to fondle Ama
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> oh it's you
* MarineSniper[Pax] looks over shoulder for Rand
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* StarNight ninja attacks Elbryan with her Frying Pan of Doom, from the ceiling
* Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer] before passing out says
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> damn, forgot to take my frying pan antidote...
<MarineSniper[Pax]> All right people will stop playing with Ama
* StarNight returns to the ceiling
* Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer] passes out in a pool of blood
* Amarynth StarNight and Jache my bodyguards....
* StarNight rolls her eyes and magically heals Elbryan
<Amarynth> Guarding my...yanno...body
<StarNight> ^Pretty good pun
* Rampage3 hugs Amarynth
<Rampage3>
<MarineSniper[Pax]> Jache is just mad he didn't get there first
<Jache> I don't want to die from Rand's hands
<MarineSniper[Pax]> its not the hands I am worried about it is her guns
<StarNight> Yeah that is definitely something you should worry about
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> interestingly enough, I'm not so much afraid of Rand's justice from groping Ama, as I am of Ama's justice from groping Rand...
<Amarynth> hehehe
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<Amarynth> Oo Because I'm the quiet and deadly Scorpio?
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> .....I was going to say because youa re the only one who has ever threatened me...but sure, let's go with that
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> :-p
<StarNight> That's right, I didn't threaten you with my Frying Pan of Doom
<StarNight> I just attacked
<MarineSniper[Pax]> Ironically My sign is Sagitarrius the Archer
<Amarynth> I threatened you?? With kidnapping is all....I'm gonna take you to see Rand
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> no, this was years ago
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> now you just put up with me
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> ever since you let me into your hard drive
<Amarynth> omg I don't even remember...I don't just put up with you. I adore you
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> your hard drive was soo small and tight back then
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<Amarynth> Oooooo
* StarNight giggles
<Amarynth> Are you saying it's big and saggy now?
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> no!
<Jache> wait who's boobs are saggy?
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> also how does a hard drive sag?
<Jache> I bet it'Ernies
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> are we still talking about hard drives?
<Amarynth> LMAO
* StarNight can not longer breathe due to her laughing so much
<StarNight> no*
<Amarynth> Hard drives....so what's my hard drive like now?
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> ample
<Amarynth> Ahhhh...and, and...hot and fast?
* StarNight is rolling around laughing on the ceiling
<Amarynth>
<MarineSniper[Pax]> Where is her hard drive I know where her software is
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> I bet it is, especially if you got the new fast one, it will run hotter
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> because it is faster
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> I'm sure it can even hold more than just me in it at once now
<Amarynth> Yeah....my hard drive is really hot.
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> I bet Rand would love to be in your hard drive, the 3 of us can have make a party out of it
* StarNight still laughing on the ceiling, can barely breathe now
<Amarynth> Rand loves my hard drive.
<StarNight> thank...*take a ragged breath* a lot...
<StarNight> Thanks*
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> with how fast it is, I don't blame her
* MarineSniper[Pax] passes up an oxygen mask to Star
<Amarynth> LMAO It's so much fun making computer talk dirty Computer pron
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> only thing is, she doesn't have the right plug for your hard drive
<MarineSniper[Pax]> but she can get an adapter
* Amarynth almost spits out her lemonade
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> well yeah, but then you're just faking it
<Amarynth> Rand's firing up the lappy...should I tell her to bring her adapter?
<Jache> for?
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> is it at least a powered adapter?
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> the passive ones can be booooring
* StarNight returns to the ground after taking a breath from the oxygen mask
<Amarynth> Rand puts a lot of power into her adapter
* StarNight sits downs a leans back against a wall, still giggling like an idiot
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> ....that can be painful?
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<MarineSniper[Pax]> or pleasurable
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<Amarynth> I love her adapter
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> I suppose
<Jache> oh so adapter is slang?
<Amarynth> hehe
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> ....we're talking computers here dude
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> mind out of the gutter
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> so, has rand ever finger-ed your host?
<Amarynth> She's helped me with that a time or two
<Jache> oh baby tell us more
<MarineSniper[Pax]> could talk some lumber and ask about tongue and groove flooring
<Amarynth> Oooo what's that?
<StarNight> Wow
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> later, see this one time, this girl asked for help mounting her filesystem, guess she thought I had teh right drivers
<StarNight> Best conversation I have ever seen on IRC
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<StarNight> I've learned so much!
<Amarynth> Really??? So did you mount her?
<Jache> I seen better
<Amarynth> Filesystem?
<Amarynth>
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> well, I would have, but I wanted to make sure I did not inject any kind of code into her filesystem, but I didn't have a firewall!
<Amarynth> Oh damn...hate when that happens. What about spyware?
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> so I told her, let's try the backdoor since that entry is usually read-only
* Amarynth dead again
<MarineSniper[Pax]> yeah you could inject a worm virus that will grow later
* StarNight brings Ama back with magic
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> but she was worried that she didn't have teh bandwidth to handle that
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<Amarynth> omg...omgomgomg lmao
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> so we decided to do it the hard way, and mount it manually
<StarNight> Please Ama, no more dying.
<Amarynth> Manual can work well too....
<DarthRevan[App]> I think I died too lol
* MarineSniper[Pax] wants to do more CPR
<Amarynth> LOL I'll try, but I can't stop laughing lmao
<StarNight> Revan!
* StarNight tackle hugs
<Amarynth> revan!!!
<DarthRevan[App]>
<StarNight> You lurker
* DarthRevan[App] tackle hugs StarNight
<Amarynth> So when are you gonna come into my hard drive again?
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> manual method started to work, but it wasn't enough to finish the job
<DarthRevan[App]> I been busy for a while, so been idle lol
<Amarynth> Shouldn't I get a tune up every so often?
<StarNight> Funny bunch of nerds we have here, don't we?
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> I'm not done with my story!
<Amarynth> Ohhh it wasn't???
<Amarynth> okokok...so what did you do?
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> well, I searched my external hard drive and found out I DID have a firewall!
<DarthRevan[App]> I like these kind of nerds
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> but, like it was one of those ou haven't used in a while, so it's way out of date
<StarNight> They are quite funny, aren't they?
<Amarynth> Ohh damn...those can break you know.
* StarNight noms popcorn while listening to the story
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> the kind you know you shouldn't used, but you risk it becasue, you have a job to do!
<Amarynth> Right right...of course. I see your point.
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> so I took great care to patch it in all the right places, and I went for it
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> dude, her filesystem was awesome!
<Amarynth> Wow!!! Really???
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> so much so that I could only mount it for about 5 minutes before I got a core memory dump and I had to shutdown
<StarNight> what would happen if I were to post this awesome story on the forums?
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<DarthRevan[App]> lol StarNight
<Amarynth> Dang...was she disappointed??
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> a little
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> but she told me it was the first time any tried to mount it
<Elbryan[Apparatus_Bouncer]> so I felt a little better about that