#showdown
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Sal_Bellum op
Ernie punches Sal_Bellum in the face
Sal_Bellum lose it
Sal_Bellum ah!
=-= Mode #showdown +o Sal_Bellum by Ernie
Sal_Bellum kicks ernie in the jaw
Sal_Bellum basterd, i wasnt ready
Ernie stabs Sal_Bellum in the shin
Ernie GIT SUMMM
Sal_Bellum ah!
Sal_Bellum weapons, eh?
Sal_Bellum grabs his sharpened toothbrush
Ernie the fuck..
Sal_Bellum takes a defensive stance, weight on his good leg
Ernie gets out his tommy gun
Sal_Bellum you have no hope
Sal_Bellum oh
Sal_Bellum maybe a bit of hope
Sal_Bellum ducks for cover
Ernie shoots everything but doesn't hit Sal_Bellum
Ernie shit1
Ernie shit2
Ernie shit3
Sal_Bellum digs through his bag for useful items
Sal_Bellum too many body parts....
Sal_Bellum throws a severed arm at Ernie
Ernie GROSS
Ernie arms his cannon
Sal_Bellum starts hucking body parts
Ernie fires cannon
Sal_Bellum peeks over his cover, and shits
Sal_Bellum oh fuck
Ernie cannon ball blows up cover
-->| MaxApp (Mibbit@coldfront-A744120F.stn-co.client.bresnan.net) has joined #showdown
MaxApp DO IT
Sal_Bellum runs away, looking for more cover
Ernie re-loads his tommy gun
Ernie GIT SUMMMMMMMMMMMM
Ernie ratatatatatatatattatatatatatatatatattatatatattatattatatata
Sal_Bellum why didnt i bring a gun?
?
Sal_Bellum falls, shot to hell
Sal_Bellum ok, you win this round
MaxApp conjures a gun, because he is
Ernie looks smug
=-= MaxApp is now known as GAMEMASTER
Sal_Bellum but once i put myself back together
GAMEMASTER gives gun to Sal_Bellum
=-= Ernie has changed the topic to “ROUND 1 WINNER: ERNIE.”
Sal_Bellum puts himself back together, and stands up, cracking his neck, back, and elbows
Sal_Bellum picks up the un-named gun
GAMEMASTER make it what you wish
Ernie ROUND TWO. START!
Ernie ratatatatattatattatata
Ernie tatatattatatatatatta
Ernie clickclickclick
Sal_Bellum fires randomly, backpeddaling, taking rounds everywhere
Ernie shit, out of ammo
Ernie dives for cover
Sal_Bellum drags his already-fucked up body to cover
Sal_Bellum hmmm
Ernie hmmmmmmmmmmm
Sal_Bellum round two not looking so good
Ernie grabs a hand grenade
Sal_Bellum reloads and flings a severed head at Ernie
Ernie WHAT THE FUCK
Ernie pulls the pin, puts the grenade in the head, and throws it back
Ernie BASTARD
Sal_Bellum thats an old one.....
Sal_Bellum can i get that back?
Ernie you've got it back
Ernie puts on sunglasses while the head blows up
Sal_Bellum wipes himself off
Sal_Bellum you basterd, that was an heirloom
Ernie happens brah
Sal_Bellum you know how hard it is gonna be to get a new dad's head?
Ernie pretty hard brah
GAMEMASTER love this. please continue
Sal_Bellum charges Ernie, firing wildly. Axe in left hand
Ernie charges, hand in left hand
Sal_Bellum ?
Sal_Bellum your holding yer own hand?
Ernie HAPPENS BRAH
Ernie slaps Sal_Bellum with his hand in his hand
Sal_Bellum shrugs and continues firing
Ernie gets shot up
Ernie slowly falls to the floor
Ernie I thought we... I thought.... we were... friends...
Ernie dies
=-= Ernie has changed the topic to “ROUND 1 WINNER: ERNIE. ROUND 2 WINNER: SALTY”
GAMEMASTER sets a new stage
Sal_Bellum tie breaker, and we have no ammo
GAMEMASTER the arena is a massive...........mattress warehouse
Sal_Bellum
GAMEMASTER your weapons
Ernie respawns in roman armor, with a roman army behind him.
Sal_Bellum tosses the gun
GAMEMASTER .........................................
GAMEMASTER are toys swords
Ernie fuck this shit
Ernie kills GAMEMASTER
Ernie LETS DO THIS SALTY. FINAL ROUND. NO MERCY.
Ernie orders his army to charge
GAMEMASTER damn you
Sal_Bellum wonders where his army is
Sal_Bellum throws his axe into the horde, and books it
Sal_Bellum disappears into the mattresses
Ernie Men, find Salty and bring him to me... alive...
Sal_Bellum oh
Sal_Bellum allows himself to be found
Ernie so salty, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way
Ernie draws his sword
Sal_Bellum hmmmm
Sal_Bellum tough choice
Sal_Bellum tell you what
Ernie yes?
Sal_Bellum have your army cook fry my brain up. serve it to someone unsuspecting. you will win the tie breaker, and i get a new, non-decomposing body
Ernie no
Ernie tosses Salty a battle axe
Ernie WE FIGHT
Ernie lights his sword on fire
Sal_Bellum stands, lifting the axe
Sal_Bellum very well
Sal_Bellum have at you!
Ernie FOR GLORY
Sal_Bellum swings from the lower right
Ernie blocks
Ernie changclangpingtwangclang
Ernie epic battle ensues
Sal_Bellum quickly backsteps
GAMEMASTER ernie, you suck
Ernie bounces from mattress to mattress
GAMEMASTER salty at least gave a specific
Sal_Bellum thrusts with the axe, driving the blunt head at Ernie's solerplex, before reversing and throwing in a heavy over-hand chop
Ernie falls, stricken, but pulls the axe from his shoulder and gets back up, swinging his sword at Salty's leg
Sal_Bellum accepts the blow, losing a leg, but using the force of the fall to drive the axe blade at Ernie's hip
Ernie breaks his hip like an old lady and falls to the floor, unable to move
Sal_Bellum drags himself over, and crushed Ernie's head with the blunt part of the axe
Ernie dead
Sal_Bellum rolls to the side, dropping the axe, and breathing hard
Sal_Bellum good fight, good fight