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Post by King Saltine on Feb 26, 2013 22:58:09 GMT -8
Hello, my children. Throughout this forum, there lies villians, vagabonds, and otherwise vicious vagrants, venomously vomiting vile jokes to fellow Gears. Now, naturally, none of this non-sense need be noted as our Nation's normal, or natural notions. Simply, this section solicits scandalous subjects of sin and satire, Shackled together in this Slanderous, Sick, and Slimy Slot in our Stunning site. Few fun-fans will be able to fathom the ferocity and filth of the frightening, yet first-rate folio fixed in this fraction of the forums. Those tough and tenacious enough to tread this thread tread timidly, try to take the trailing tomfoolery thoughtlessly. tis not truly trying to taunt or torture, but to transfer tittering tales and terrible thoughts of tottering twits.
Enjoy.....and remember: It's all good fun. (Just post funny shit you can't post elsewhere. no naked people. we have threads for that. Remember children, keep it rated R)
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Post by Randalla on Feb 26, 2013 23:05:46 GMT -8
Ohmy. Well this oughta be interesting. lol
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Post by King Saltine on Feb 26, 2013 23:40:35 GMT -8
ah, my first post, containing slight racism, swearing, socially scorned humor, and blasphemy. enjoy for you Boondocks fans Red Vs Blue Fans Metalocolypse fans Like Music? Try Stephen Lynch! Superhero special Ed Grandfather Caught Me Craig Christ
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Post by King Saltine on Feb 26, 2013 23:49:59 GMT -8
Have some Jokes:
#1 A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said. "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy. The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No Honey, it's because you're 24."
#2 A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land , for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and he came back from dead after three days and I dont want to take any chances.
#3 One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a non-nude beach. But the man thought and thought looking around. Nobody is here so he doesn't care. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to cover his privates just in case. Soon comes a little girl that asks "Sir, what's under the newspaper?" The man replies with "it's a birdy and never ever touch it." He soon falls asleep. Later on when he wakes up, he's in the hospital feeling immense pain around his private area. The doctors ask what happened and all he could remember was the girl at the beach. Later on the cops arrive at her house asking what she had done. She said "well I was playing with the birdy but then it spit this white stuff at me. I got really mad. So I broke it's neck, stepped on it's eggs, and burned it's nest
#4 A bus full of nuns crashes and unforunatly they all die at the gates of heaven they meet St Peter he asks the first nun "have you ever had any contact with a penis. the nun replies "i poked one once" St Peter says "wash your finger in this holy water and enter heaven" he asks the next nun the same question, she replies "i findled with one once". "wash your hand in this holy water and enter heaven" then St Peter hears a commotion among the other nuns and one nun pushes to the front "whats wrong?" he asks the nun replies "if im going to have to gargle that holy water, i want to do it before Sister Anne washes her ass in it"
#5 A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?" "My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000." "Gee, that's tough," he replied. "Then in September," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $90,000." "Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed." "And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000." "Three close family members lost in three months? How sad." "Then this month," continued, the friend, "absolutely nothing!"
.......stay tuned for more, or post your own.
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Post by Kevin MF Hardy on Feb 28, 2013 18:36:13 GMT -8
Saw this and thought of you salty And I am trying to attach the photo from my phone. So not sure if it is going to work Attachments:
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Post by alghazi on Feb 28, 2013 23:42:57 GMT -8
;D
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Post by King Saltine on Mar 3, 2013 2:17:54 GMT -8
Hardy.....Thats fuckin awesome. Totally jacked that for later use.
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Post by Kevin MF Hardy on Mar 3, 2013 6:13:53 GMT -8
Hardy.....Thats fuckin awesome. Totally jacked that for later use. google search "nuke" and it should be on the images and you may get a better image to save
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