Post by Amarynth on Apr 6, 2013 17:28:56 GMT -8
Numbskulls!
LMAO! I found this posted on the 30 banana's a day message board I frequent and got a good laugh out of it. Some of the names on the "Petition" are downright funny. So thought I'd share. Just for the record, the 80-10-10 nutritional lifestyle (not DIET as I hate that word) is thus far the most sensible way to eat that I've found yet.
So for laughs, here it is:
Your days of unabashed banana hustling are numbered. Earlier this year, I, Varian Dirk Arbed, galvanized a petition to shut down 30 Bananas a Day! once and for all. Now, the official resistance has grown to more than 100 signers, including several paleo couples and even entire families of proper meat-loving folks who take offense to the preposterous preachings of Durianliar and The Bucket Girl.
If you too are fed up with this polyphallic cyberhippie CULT, please add your name below. And feel free to include an anti-testimonial of how 80/10/10 screwed you over! Contribute to the petition ASAP ... before my faithful assistant Phoenix Huber's account gets unfairly banned for no reason!
"High" Cole Lestral
"Killer" Liz Anya
Achilles Gotes
Addie Poss
Adolph T. Schnitzel
Aidan N. Tireduck
Alfredo Sugar
Alman & Lindsey Doyle
Andy V. Ginn
Angie & Ryan O'Plastey
Anita Tissue
Anna Rexic: I gained 6 pounds on BGD. Never again!
Annie Molly Bewser
Arthur I. Tiss
Ayn Eversleep
Barb & Brett Arian
Barbie Q. Pork
Baron Buck Hunter
Bella Cohs
Ben Jeter
Biff Willington
Bjorn Tukil
Brandon, Hedda, and their sons Russell & Harmon Cattell
Caleigh Rita Fissant
Camille Leonne: I went on 80/10/10 for 3 months and my skin turned yellow from vitamin A overdose! I tried to heal with a carrot juice cleanse but then I turned orange! After Freelee mentioned nude sunbaking, I laid in the sun for 6 hours and turned red! I got so angry about all of this that I turned purple! Now I am green with envy at the people who somehow manage to maintain their complexion on these CRAZY raw vegan diets!
Candice B. Frighed
Carrie Couture
Chantelle Z. Truth & Liza Lott
Charla Tin
Charlie & Buck Toffey Horse
Chris P. Bacon
Colin Ambulance
Conn Stepashin
Constance Lauder
Curt Sandway
Dane G. Russ
Daryl Licht
Dee Hydrated
Deforrest D. Amison
Dune Nott & Rock DeBot
Eaton Passout
Ellis Dee
Emmett S. Trongstench: My friends call me P.U. ... but that's beside the point!
Eric Tyler Desfunction
Fay Lynn Liver
Flip N. Bergers
Frank Ferder
Gil T. Conn-Schanz
Ginger Vydus
Gladys Lowe Callery
Halle Tosas
Hammond Cheese
Harley Quinn: You sir are a disgrace! An outright clown with whom I refuse to associate! I am now seeking legal name change!
Herbie & Jenna Side
Huck Stir
Hugh Jass
I.P. Weekley
Igor Elk
Ike Ilseals
Ima Haider
Indy Jestit
Ira Zen Chu & Holden A. Grudge, attorneys at law
Ivana Duka Lonic
Juana Bee
Kareem Mauve-Chikan
Kat S. Troffick
Ken Hartley Runn
Kirby Appetite
Laura Mipsum
Lance A. Boyle
Lee Keay-Gut
Lida Bugg
Lilly Lifford
Logan Addie Tropin
Lola Bido
Mac R. & Pepe Roni
Major Paul Louton
Marian Utcase & her fiance, Justin Sain
Marjorie Norbutter: I'm torn between Oleo and wholesome grass-fed butter, but one thing's for sure ... your kooky fruitarian diet is dangerously low in omega-3 fatty acids!
Master Bates Toof-Reeley
Maureen Devi Station
Meghan X. Cuses
Michael N. Hertz
Miles B. Hinde
Morgan Myra Frigerator
Mr. E. Meet
Nicky T. Nadduct
Noah Fukken Clue
Otto Reed Moore
Oz Theo Prosis
Pastor Ray Zadegan-Derry
Payne Bill Popper
Perry Siddick
Pete Saría
Philip Onchitos: It's people like you who are responsible for the death of Twinkies! For shame!
Rhoda Ella Fendt
Robby Pollan: My online superfood store went out of business thanks to you lot!
Robyn Graves
Ron Chi
Rose Tapig
Roxy Codone: After finding out about the Banana Girl Diet, I dropped my half-eaten Big Mac and spontaneously decided to go on watermelon island. I was in so much pain I had to take narcotics. I can't believe you tricked me!
Roy L. Pane
Ryan Bourbon
Sal Manilla
Sam Olne Fischer
Seymour Odios
Stan Fern Utton
Stella Carr Nest
Stu Pitt
Sue Lefton Wright
Tanner Hyde
Terri Belle Gass & her older sister Carly King Gass
Vic Tim Miser
Vlad Chulent
Watson Teavey
Willy Tennything
Zachary Fischel Lamm & his grandfather Artie Fischel Flavour
This document ratified on April 1st, 2013 in Nowhere, Arizona.
LMAO! I found this posted on the 30 banana's a day message board I frequent and got a good laugh out of it. Some of the names on the "Petition" are downright funny. So thought I'd share. Just for the record, the 80-10-10 nutritional lifestyle (not DIET as I hate that word) is thus far the most sensible way to eat that I've found yet.
So for laughs, here it is:
Your days of unabashed banana hustling are numbered. Earlier this year, I, Varian Dirk Arbed, galvanized a petition to shut down 30 Bananas a Day! once and for all. Now, the official resistance has grown to more than 100 signers, including several paleo couples and even entire families of proper meat-loving folks who take offense to the preposterous preachings of Durianliar and The Bucket Girl.
If you too are fed up with this polyphallic cyberhippie CULT, please add your name below. And feel free to include an anti-testimonial of how 80/10/10 screwed you over! Contribute to the petition ASAP ... before my faithful assistant Phoenix Huber's account gets unfairly banned for no reason!
"High" Cole Lestral
"Killer" Liz Anya
Achilles Gotes
Addie Poss
Adolph T. Schnitzel
Aidan N. Tireduck
Alfredo Sugar
Alman & Lindsey Doyle
Andy V. Ginn
Angie & Ryan O'Plastey
Anita Tissue
Anna Rexic: I gained 6 pounds on BGD. Never again!
Annie Molly Bewser
Arthur I. Tiss
Ayn Eversleep
Barb & Brett Arian
Barbie Q. Pork
Baron Buck Hunter
Bella Cohs
Ben Jeter
Biff Willington
Bjorn Tukil
Brandon, Hedda, and their sons Russell & Harmon Cattell
Caleigh Rita Fissant
Camille Leonne: I went on 80/10/10 for 3 months and my skin turned yellow from vitamin A overdose! I tried to heal with a carrot juice cleanse but then I turned orange! After Freelee mentioned nude sunbaking, I laid in the sun for 6 hours and turned red! I got so angry about all of this that I turned purple! Now I am green with envy at the people who somehow manage to maintain their complexion on these CRAZY raw vegan diets!
Candice B. Frighed
Carrie Couture
Chantelle Z. Truth & Liza Lott
Charla Tin
Charlie & Buck Toffey Horse
Chris P. Bacon
Colin Ambulance
Conn Stepashin
Constance Lauder
Curt Sandway
Dane G. Russ
Daryl Licht
Dee Hydrated
Deforrest D. Amison
Dune Nott & Rock DeBot
Eaton Passout
Ellis Dee
Emmett S. Trongstench: My friends call me P.U. ... but that's beside the point!
Eric Tyler Desfunction
Fay Lynn Liver
Flip N. Bergers
Frank Ferder
Gil T. Conn-Schanz
Ginger Vydus
Gladys Lowe Callery
Halle Tosas
Hammond Cheese
Harley Quinn: You sir are a disgrace! An outright clown with whom I refuse to associate! I am now seeking legal name change!
Herbie & Jenna Side
Huck Stir
Hugh Jass
I.P. Weekley
Igor Elk
Ike Ilseals
Ima Haider
Indy Jestit
Ira Zen Chu & Holden A. Grudge, attorneys at law
Ivana Duka Lonic
Juana Bee
Kareem Mauve-Chikan
Kat S. Troffick
Ken Hartley Runn
Kirby Appetite
Laura Mipsum
Lance A. Boyle
Lee Keay-Gut
Lida Bugg
Lilly Lifford
Logan Addie Tropin
Lola Bido
Mac R. & Pepe Roni
Major Paul Louton
Marian Utcase & her fiance, Justin Sain
Marjorie Norbutter: I'm torn between Oleo and wholesome grass-fed butter, but one thing's for sure ... your kooky fruitarian diet is dangerously low in omega-3 fatty acids!
Master Bates Toof-Reeley
Maureen Devi Station
Meghan X. Cuses
Michael N. Hertz
Miles B. Hinde
Morgan Myra Frigerator
Mr. E. Meet
Nicky T. Nadduct
Noah Fukken Clue
Otto Reed Moore
Oz Theo Prosis
Pastor Ray Zadegan-Derry
Payne Bill Popper
Perry Siddick
Pete Saría
Philip Onchitos: It's people like you who are responsible for the death of Twinkies! For shame!
Rhoda Ella Fendt
Robby Pollan: My online superfood store went out of business thanks to you lot!
Robyn Graves
Ron Chi
Rose Tapig
Roxy Codone: After finding out about the Banana Girl Diet, I dropped my half-eaten Big Mac and spontaneously decided to go on watermelon island. I was in so much pain I had to take narcotics. I can't believe you tricked me!
Roy L. Pane
Ryan Bourbon
Sal Manilla
Sam Olne Fischer
Seymour Odios
Stan Fern Utton
Stella Carr Nest
Stu Pitt
Sue Lefton Wright
Tanner Hyde
Terri Belle Gass & her older sister Carly King Gass
Vic Tim Miser
Vlad Chulent
Watson Teavey
Willy Tennything
Zachary Fischel Lamm & his grandfather Artie Fischel Flavour
This document ratified on April 1st, 2013 in Nowhere, Arizona.
