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Post by larethiel on Jan 16, 2009 15:01:14 GMT -8
"Baby, I am tied to a tree in a jungle of mystery and I just got tortured by a damn spinal surgeon and a genuine Iraqi. Of course I'm serious."
-Sawyer, LOST
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Post by xochi on Jan 16, 2009 17:42:23 GMT -8
"It's been my dream to write children's books ever since Playboy rejected my cartoons because they were too filthy." - Maurice Sendak (guest starring on the Simpsons)
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Post by larethiel on Jan 16, 2009 20:50:35 GMT -8
"Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up: THIS... is my BOOM STICK!"
-Ash, Army of Darkness
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Post by elbryan on Jan 16, 2009 22:39:08 GMT -8
-"You don't need to put your "P" in a "V" right now" -"No, I don't, I need "B" my "L" all over somebody's "T's" -"That's disgusting, you don't need to do that, instead you should keep your "P" in the "V" and blow it in there, that way you can have a "B" "A" "B" "Y" and be a normal person"
Peter and his step-brother, Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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Post by xochi on Jan 17, 2009 1:40:31 GMT -8
[to her father, who is not paying attention] "I had two heart attacks, an abortion, did crack... while I was pregnant. Other than that, I'm fine. " - Amélie Poulain, Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain
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Post by larethiel on Jan 17, 2009 10:11:40 GMT -8
"I feel pretty, oh so pretty."
-Dave, Anger Management
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Post by xochi on Jan 17, 2009 13:44:43 GMT -8
"For some reason playing a card game has caused me to become severely injured..." - Grandpa Moto, Yugioh! The Abridged Series
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Post by larethiel on Jan 17, 2009 14:42:39 GMT -8
"This is where you fall down."
-Johnny Cage, Mortal Kombat
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Post by xochi on Jan 17, 2009 15:23:18 GMT -8
"Could those be the gay people?" "It's fun to stay at the... YMCA..." "There is a SLIGHT possibility." - Yugioh! The Abridged Series
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Post by larethiel on Jan 17, 2009 18:31:33 GMT -8
"Is that a cloud machine?"
-My niece, concerning a power plant's smoke stack.
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Post by xochi on Jan 20, 2009 0:07:21 GMT -8
"Michael Bay presents... EXPLOSIONS! EXPLOSIONS FROM MICHAEL BAY! MICHAEL BAY EXPLOSIONS!" - parody trailer from Robot Chicken
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Post by larethiel on Jan 20, 2009 11:05:15 GMT -8
"Taaaaaaaaacooooooooooooooooos!"
-Gir, Invader Zim
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Post by xochi on Jan 20, 2009 11:53:01 GMT -8
"You mean my secret weapon is PMS?" - Buffy Summers
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Post by larethiel on Jan 20, 2009 20:34:21 GMT -8
"I think it's just a malfunction of my already defunct brain."
-Me, to Randalla in IMs
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Post by xochi on Jan 20, 2009 21:03:53 GMT -8
"Back in high school, I used to drink a hundred cans of cola a week. Right up until my third heart attack." - Philip J. Fry
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